Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 24 December 2017

image for High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!
If you cannot see the difference between a taxi and a police car; then you've hit the limit, Man!

In a state of "Man this is so cool and I'm really floating, man!" A Danish pot smoking, high as a kite, gentleman, became so disorientated after spending all afternoon, and evening, puffing pot, he ordered a taxi to take him back to Christiana. An area reserved for hippies, junkies, alternatives, Bohemians, artists, in fact anybody living on the edge in Copenhagen.

"Man, just take me back home, I'm really high!"

"Sir, and where would you like to go?"

"Man, there's only one place in Copenhagen to go, you know, but be careful of patrolling police when you drop me off at the gate, man, bunch of arseholes!"

After 10 minutes, and still smoking, the 'taxi' arrived with its high-flying guest at its destination, a Danish Nick!

"Man, I'm having a nightmare, must be some shit pot they gave me, this fucking place looks like a police station and not Christiana, man!"

"Yes sir, you are right, and you don't even have to pay a penny for the ride because we aint taxi drivers, we're The Old Bill!"

"Man, that shit really fucked my head up, man!"

The police helped him out of their car, emptied his pockets only to find them filled with a 1000 joints! Jackpot!

"Have you anything to say Sir?"

"Man, I just saw a 'Big Yellow Taxi' fly through my head, it was fucking awesome, man, Happy Christmas!" He then passed out!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cannabis, Taxi




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