ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Tuesday, 31 January 2017

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Hillary is asking for donations to buy better trucks for ISIL

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came with a ten year warranty.

According to Clinton, the air-bags are too sensitive. ISIS commanders are reporting activations when just running over people. They even go off when running over women and children.

Clinton said one commander told her the drivers are suffering hearing loss and PTSD.

Obama could not be reached for comment, although he was seen on a golf course in Hawaii yelling Aloha Ackbar.

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