Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came with a ten year warranty.
According to Clinton, the air-bags are too sensitive. ISIS commanders are reporting activations when just running over people. They even go off when running over women and children.
Clinton said one commander told her the drivers are suffering hearing loss and PTSD.
Obama could not be reached for comment, although he was seen on a golf course in Hawaii yelling Aloha Ackbar.
UPDATE
### UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
### NORTHERN DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA
### Case No. 3:25-cv-01472
#### Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), Plaintiff,
#### v.
#### Toyota Motor Corporation, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and William Jefferson Clinton, Defendants.
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### COMPLAINT FOR BREACH OF WARRANTY AND FRAUD
**Filed: March 20, 2025**
**Plaintiff’s Allegations:**
1. Plaintiff, the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), an unincorporated association operating in various regions, alleges that Defendant Toyota Motor Corporation ("Toyota") sold defective vehicles, specifically 2015-2020 Toyota Tacoma pickup trucks, under a ten-year express warranty.
2. Said vehicles were purchased using funds indirectly provided by Defendants Hillary Rodham Clinton and William Jefferson Clinton ("the Clintons") through a series of financial transactions originating from U.S. government allocations during the Obama Administration.
3. Plaintiff asserts that the vehicles’ airbag systems malfunctioned, deploying during ordinary use (e.g., high-speed traversal over uneven terrain and human obstacles), causing hearing loss and psychological trauma to operators.
4. Plaintiff further alleges that the Clintons knowingly facilitated the transfer of funds through the Clinton Foundation, misrepresenting the quality of goods to be purchased, constituting fraud.
5. Plaintiff seeks damages of $50 million for breach of warranty, $25 million in punitive damages, and an order compelling the Clintons to reimburse all funds expended.
**Jurisdiction:** This Court has jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1332 (diversity) and § 1331 (federal question, due to alleged violations of U.S. export laws).
**Prayer for Relief:** Plaintiff demands judgment against Defendants, jointly and severally, for compensatory and punitive damages, plus costs and fees.
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### COURT TRANSCRIPT EXCERPT
### Hearing Date: June 15, 2025
### Presiding: Hon. Judge Margaret A. Kessler
**Counsel for Plaintiff (ISIL):** Omar Al-Bayati, appearing via secure video link
**Counsel for Toyota:** Jennifer L. Tanaka
**Counsel for the Clintons:** Robert P. Ellison
**Intervenor:** Donald J. Trump, appearing pro se
**[Proceedings Begin at 9:17 AM]**
**Judge Kessler:** This is an unusual case. Mr. Al-Bayati, your client’s standing is tenuous at best, but we’ll hear your witness. Proceed.
**Al-Bayati:** Thank you, Your Honor. I call Abu Malik al-Tamimi, field commander for ISIL.
**[Witness sworn in via video link from undisclosed location]**
**Al-Bayati:** Abu Malik, describe the issues with the Toyota Tacomas.
**Abu Malik:** Yes, brother. We bought 47 trucks—good for desert, yes? But airbags explode when we drive over infidels or rocks. My ears ring like bombs. One driver, he cries now, all the time. Toyota promised ten years, no problems. Lies!
**Tanaka (Toyota):** Objection, Your Honor! This is hearsay and assumes facts not in evidence—namely, that these vehicles were sold directly to ISIL with warranties.
**Judge Kessler:** Overruled. I’ll allow it for now; we’re establishing a record. Go on.
**Al-Bayati:** Abu Malik, who funded these purchases?
**Abu Malik:** The Americans! Money came through the Clintons’ people—Foundation, they call it. We paid in cash, routed from Baghdad. Hillary knew; she laughed about it once on a call we intercepted.
**Ellison (Clintons):** Objection! Speculative and inflammatory!
**Judge Kessler:** Sustained. Strike the last sentence.
**[Donald J. Trump bursts into the courtroom]**
**Trump:** Your Honor, I’m intervening! This is a disgrace—Crooked Hillary and Sleepy Bill funding terrorists? I’ve got evidence, the best evidence, from my time as President. Toyota’s getting screwed too—great company, by the way. I say, make the Clintons pay, big league!
**Judge Kessler:** Mr. Trump, you’re not a party to this case. Sit down or be removed.
**Trump:** I’m the people’s voice, Judge! I’ve got tweets—hundreds of them—proving this scam!
**Judge Kessler:** Bailiff, escort Mr. Trump out. Counsel, continue.
**[Trump removed, shouting: “Rigged court!”]**
**Tanaka:** Your Honor, Toyota denies any direct sales or warranties to ISIL. These were likely grey-market vehicles from third parties. We move for dismissal.
**Ellison:** The Clintons echo that motion. No evidence ties us to these transactions—pure fiction.
**Al-Bayati:** We have bank records, Your Honor—$12 million wired from a Clinton Foundation account to a Dubai intermediary in 2016. The trucks came after.
**Judge Kessler:** I’ll take this under advisement. Next witness.
**[Proceedings continue]**
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### VERDICT
### Issued: July 30, 2025
**Findings of Fact:**
1. The Court finds that Toyota Motor Corporation did not directly sell vehicles to ISIL, but grey-market Tacomas bore Toyota branding and warranties, creating an implied obligation.
2. Evidence of airbag malfunctions during "unintended use" (e.g., vehicular assault) is credible, though outside standard warranty scope. However, Toyota’s failure to limit grey-market distribution constitutes negligence.
3. Financial records and intercepted communications establish that $12 million from the Clinton Foundation indirectly funded ISIL’s purchases, with credible testimony suggesting the Clintons’ awareness.
**Conclusions of Law:**
1. Toyota breached an implied warranty of merchantability under the UCC, liable for $10 million in damages.
2. The Clintons engaged in fraudulent misrepresentation, jointly and severally liable for $25 million, including punitive damages, due to their reckless facilitation of funds.
3. ISIL’s status as a terrorist entity does not preclude recovery under equitable principles, given Defendants’ conduct.
**Judgment:**
- Toyota shall pay ISIL $10 million.
- Hillary and William Clinton shall pay ISIL $25 million, including full reimbursement of the $12 million traced to their Foundation.
- Costs awarded to Plaintiff.
**Update** Former President Trump filed an amicus brief claiming credit for “exposing the scam,” which the Court disregarded. Appeals are pending.
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