Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet.
"It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get going it could be 5 or 6 days before they quit. When there's a new edition of Grand Theft Auto or Dennis Rodman comes to visit, it could be months before the Internet is restored, not to mention the electricity," said a spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous.
"It's not so bad when they are just playing the video games, but when Kim Jong-Un decides he's going to reenact scenes from Grand Theft Auto with real people it gets real scary!" spoke the person.
