Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Funny story written by Al N.

Sunday, 22 May 2016

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After a video game binge, Kim usually spends a few days soaking his hands in a stack of American $100 dollar bills.

Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet.

"It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get going it could be 5 or 6 days before they quit. When there's a new edition of Grand Theft Auto or Dennis Rodman comes to visit, it could be months before the Internet is restored, not to mention the electricity," said a spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous.

"It's not so bad when they are just playing the video games, but when Kim Jong-Un decides he's going to reenact scenes from Grand Theft Auto with real people it gets real scary!" spoke the person.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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