North Korea to Start Using Flint Water in Their Labor Camps

Written by Al N.

Sunday, 17 April 2016

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Kim also had this artistic drinking fountain added to the camps.

Pynongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, announced today that the repressive regime would start using Flint water in their labor camps.

"We feel the Flint water will provide a more humane death. We have been trying to improve the labor camps of the regime. We have added petting zoos, and washers and dryers to the camps recently," spoke the overweight dictator who really knows how to put the "dic" in dictator.

"We felt having the Flint water available for the prisoners to drink would give them the choice of drinking a lot of the water and having a quick death, or spend years suffering in the camp. We are becoming a more loving and caring regime," spoke the "dic"tator.

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