Written by Al N.

Saturday, 9 April 2016

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Flint water has almost totally dissolved this shopping cart.

Flint, MI Scientists studying the unsatisfactory effects of the water were shocked to discover that IT WOULD DISSOLVE ANYTHING!

Flint water that has been found to have 3 times the acceptable lead content and has led to an outbreak of Legionnaire's Disease. But even the most conservative scientists were shocked to discover the toxicity of the liquid.

"It's like what the ancient alchemists always dreamed of discovering-the universal solvent capable of dissolving any other substance. They even named it-they called it "Alkahest." spoke the head scientist.

"If we can bottle and sell this, we might be able to use the money to allay the medical crisis that's about to ensue with everyone in Flint that has been drinking this toxic water for two years!" spoke another scientist.

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Topics: Flint, Flint water

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