Written by XRhonda Speaks

Wednesday, 3 February 2016

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Does Donald Trump Have a hidden Siamese twin?

At a New Hampshire press conference on Friday, what initially looked like a large hump under Donald Trumps suit jacket turned out to be much, much, more, even shocking the crowd of hardened campaign reporters into screams of disbelief.

After Mr. Trump's press talk was interrupted by snarling noises and movement of the hump on his back a second head emerged and started shouting, "I'm rich too, because I'm the other half of the Trump Genius", at which point aides threw a curtain over the newly emerged head and hustled The Don, or perhaps The Dons, away from the press area.

Later a Trump staffer released a statement that Mr. Trump, unavailable for the rest of the evening, was very tired from campaigning, but would resume a normal schedule in the morning.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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