Head Turner! Head Transplants to Simplify Transgender Operations!

Funny story written by Harry Klondike

Friday, 29 January 2016

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Denmark: A team of scientist have confirmed a "technical success" in the first case of a "transsexual purposed" head transplantation. A somewhat ghoulish yet aspiring goal of science for decades to help quadriplegics, and those with debilitating autoimmune diseases, has found it's first clinical completion in the world of gender reassignment surgery.

Aside from the 35 neurosurgeons and 23 psychiatrists who saw the core of the transplantation to it's physical and emotional completion; the 2 cosmetic surgeons are horrified with the results.

"They want us to put the finishing touches on a freak show! The donor bodies were of two trans gender people, the male 6'3" and the female 5'7" with heads that were anatomically correct for their original body. We'd have better luck making a centaur fit in at a cocktail party than fixing this mismatched pair!"

The patients are satisfied and in good health. The main goal of both is to start a family and share their story with the world.

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