Chris the overgrown Australian sheep has been keeping shaggers at bay by growing a wooly protection outfit that was beyond belief!
Sheep shaggers and shearers were having a rather perspiring time whilst attempting to make Chris naked, however, he refused their attention and would not allow anybody near him apart from a herd of passing kangaroos fascinated at the huge bundle of wool grazing in a paddock.
After several attempts to either shag him or shear him, Chris had to eventually surrender, so he allowed a pair of champion shearers not to shag him, but to shear him! Distraught shaggers were last seen hopping on to the herd of kangaroos still mesmerised by the astonishing sight of Chris grazing.
Chris has now been reduced to his normal size and the shearers are over the moon with the amount of wool pulled over their eyes.
As for gagging sheep shaggers, who turned their attention to mesmerised kangaroos baking in the white hot Australian sun, they were last seen having their ears boxed by several huge, male specimens who were not prepared to lose their virginity to a bunch of tossers!
