Norfolk, UK - Police arrested a suspicious vagrant outside St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham today following complaints of a 'dirty tramp' sporting a 'suggestive' tattoo of latest royal baby Princess Charlotte.
UK TV news broadcast coverage of the unwashed down-and-out upsetting scores of locals who had turned up outside the church hosting the ritual baby-ducking-in-the-font of Kate and William's second brat.
Sporting grimy low-slung shorts and a midriff-skimping vest the hobo was reported to have outraged people's feelings by flashing a tatt of Baby Princess C 'snorting a line of cocaine'.
Cops soon grabbed and cuffed the uppity bastard before bundling him into a waiting Black Mariah where a brief interrogation was heard taking place if the sound of six rabid police Alsatians barking frenziedly is anything to go by.
Later smiling royals were shown piling out of the church's main entrance along with Baby Charlie's brother Prince George whose wide-legged duck waddle hinted heavily that he'd shat his diaper during the christening service.
A standard Palace Gift Shop three-inch tatt of the Queen and Phil the Greek retails at around two hundred squid.
