Written by queen mudder

Friday, 8 May 2015

image for Hellfire Club back in the saddle again
PM David Cameron used to be in a whorse betting syndicate with the Middletons

London - A seedy trifecta of Hellfire Club bastards is back in charge of the British Government tonight.

Three former Bullingdon boys - David Cameron, George Osborne and Boris Johnson - are pissing themselves stupid at pulling off a majority in what's looking like a UK general election stunt.

Chief party strategist Lord Adolf von Ribbentrop takes some of the credit for the 331-NIL drubbing that saw the Tories wipe the arses on the Brit Slave Labor Party.

And annihilate 80% of the Glib Dems.

As for the brilliant choreography of the latest 'royal' baby, five million bucks to the ghastly Middletons had provd worth every damned red cent.

Except north of the border where a bloody great big rout by the Scottish Nationalists turned the entire Kingdom into one hell of a fucking devolution mess.

Commenting on the wipeout by mad as a bag of snakes Scots Gnats newly re-elected UK Prime Monster David Cameron said, "Fuck off, can't you see I'm busy polishing my ego?"

The Bullingdon Club annual Perverts Aninymous Symposium is already a sell oit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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