A government report claims that hundreds, if not thousands, of Muslim youths are returning from Islamic states such as Syria in a disillusioned condition in what has become known as Unradicalization.
Youths as young as 6 months old have been admitted to hospitals up and down the UK reporting that they are 'fed up' with their lots after experiencing disappointing experiences whilst in Radicalization training camps in So-called IS strongholds.
Initially expecting training on how to use weapons and bombing techniques, the recruits were subjected to weeks in the desert and on craggy, mountain slopes where they were unable to access the internet and, therefore, prevented from using Facebook.
One unradicalized youngster, Abdul, 14, from Shepherd's Bush, said:
"I feel let down by my Muslim elders. I thought I was going to learn how to shoot guns at soldiers, and the perfect way to cut off someone's head, but all we got was constant bullshit about some 7th century prophet and how the whole world should have to bow down to the Islamic faith. There was no internet, and we had to eat berries. I feel well and truly unradicalized."
Another, Imran, who is nearly 17, and originally from Halifax, moaned:
"Dust, heat and non-stop indoctrination. No Facebook, no swimming pool, no corners to hang about on, no KFC. There was nothing for us kids to do! I told them I was going home. They didn't even speak English - barbarians!"
And the younger they are, the more they gripe. The mother of 7-month old Ariq Abbas from in Birmingham, said:
"It's been awful. We wanted our Ariq to be a devoted IS recruit, but he's let us down. All he's done since we arrived is bawl the place down. All he seems to want is to sleep, and be breast fed like he was back in Alum Rock. Kids!"
