Washington DC-President Obama used his Executive authority to officially change the name of ISIS today.
With one scribble of his pen, the President declared the name of ISIS (or ISIL), should now be referred to only as 'Global Warming'.
The President then gave a follow-up speech in the Rose Garden at the White House to reiterate what he had declared in a speech a year and a half ago.
"The greatest threat to the world, as I've said on numerous occasions, is Global Warming., the President stated. The United States will not just sit back and let Global Warming destroy life as we know it. The Unoted States will, through my leadership, do everything in its power to stop Global Warming. Period."
When asked what Global Warming should be referred to as, the Preident chuckled and scolded the reporter, "C'mon man! It's been 'Climate Change' for years now."