Lausanne, Switzerland - The United States, Britain, Germany, France, Russia, and China reached an agreement with Iran on limits to Iran's nucular program in return for lifting the strict economic sanctions that have crippled Iran's economy.
Immediately after its announcement, critics assailed the agreement, stating that there's no such thing as "nucular" weapons and that Iran had duped the world. Defenders of the pact decried the criticism as "pedantic" and "rigid." Said Raun DeBlume of France's delegation, "Excusez moi, but these people attacking the agreement need to loosen up. Nucular, nuclear -- same difference, right?"
However, reknowned international law practitioner Michael Webster Grammarton said that "nucular" isn't even a word and that by using that language the pact was toothless -- Iran could legally continue to develop its nuclear industry and weaponize its stockpile.
For its part, Iran pledged to strictly adhere to the agreement and curtail its nucular industry. In an official statement, Iran said, "Cross our hearts and hope to die, stick a needle in our eye, we will not weaponize our nucular stockpiles and we will abide by all restrictions on our nucular program. Heck, we don't even want to have any nucular stuff at all. We can't wait to get rid of any nucular things we own at a garage sale in the near future."
