Written by dave nelson

Thursday, 19 March 2015

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Aliens Please Help (Alph) is a group of humanists and scientists who are appealing to "Aliens" to intervene and end the dominance of human beings on Planet Earth!

Dr. Moishe Pipick -Astrophysicist and Buddhist Scholar said today at the Alph Worldwide Conference in Berne,Switzerland:

"We know you are out there and have to be horrified at what you see being done to "Nature" and all it's species on this dying planet by one dominant and greedy species -Homo Sapiens!"

He continued; "We think that you probably cannot surface on Earth because our Biome is probably too deadly/toxic for your species BUT at least you van use your greater technology to wipe out out all Humans before it is too late!"

Dr. Pipick continued; "If it is possible to save some of our children which are being degraded and suffering greatly here through teleportation that would be lovely BUT in any case please destroy the one species that is out of control and in disharmony with The Natural World here -And that is ALL Human life forms!"

He concluded; "If you do not have enough immediate means to kill all of us could you at least begin with all religious extremists?"

"Over and Out!"

ALPH

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Topics: Death, Aliens




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