Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Written by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 26 June 2014

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George Romero

Another football player has turned into a Flesh Eating Zombie after being bitten during a World Cup match.

Zombie consultant George A. Romero said on Breakfast T.V. "You might get one more match out of him if he wears a Hannibal Lecter type mask, but then he will have to be shot in the head I'm afraid. All this silver bullet malarkey doesn't work in real life."

FIFA has made arrangements for a Zombie World Cup starting in 2016 but a high incidence of players being shot in the head has led to speculation that a shotgun ban for spectators may have to be imposed, ruling out Texas as a venue.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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