'Just stand in line and say aah' Kremlin aides tells Russian blondes

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 7 November 2014

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Master race here we come

Moscow - Kremlin eugenics experts are planning the creation of a new master race using President Putin's genome and 10,000 Russian hos.

"We propose giving these women President Putin's sperm," Dr Sergei Propophol explained, "to create a new military and political elite.

"Hopefully they all know how to swallow."

The report quotes the chair of the Russian Parliamentary Ommission on Women's Affairs, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina Spermatova, telling comrades that 'Every citizen of Russia will receive by mail the genetic material of the President'.

It's not known just how many millions of spent condoms are in the pipeline or whether email accounts will be used instead of traditional surface mail.

Last year Ms Spermatova introduced a bill in the Russian Parliament, the Duma, banning higher education for young women who have not yet had a succesful pregnancy.

Another of her laws prohibits 'sexual intercourse in the territory of the Republic of Crimea and Sevastopol' unless there are 'a couple of arse - uh, R's - in the month.'

Dim Eatery MedVeDev is 69.

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