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Funny story: British government to introduce forced sterilization

British government to introduce forced sterilization

Yes, he's at it again. That fiendish cloak-and-dagger Downing Street elf, Dominic Cummings, almost landed a coup this week in appointing Andrew Sabisky to his team, but the latter's outspoken belief in eugenics, and his bizarre idea of thus improving...

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Funny story: 'Just stand in line and say aah' Kremlin aides tells Russian blondes

'Just stand in line and say aah' Kremlin aides tells Russian blondes

Moscow - Kremlin eugenics experts are planning the creation of a new master race using President Putin's genome and 10,000 Russian hos. "We propose giving these women President Putin's sperm," Dr Sergei Propophol explained, "to create a new milit...

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Funny story: Eugenics professor hires Pippa Middleton to give birth to world's second human-Yeti hybrid

Eugenics professor hires Pippa Middleton to give birth to world's second human-Yeti hybrid

Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Sure wish it was the world's first human-Sasquatch cross," Prof Joseph Mengele-Flintstone said today, "unfortunately that hybrid's already gestating inside Pippa's sister Kate according to reports." The famous US Poison...

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Funny story: Scientists develop contagious man sterilizing microbe

Scientists develop contagious man sterilizing microbe

Berlin - A secret lab here has leaked through our source, technician Splay Hindus, that a contagious microbe has been developed that renders men sterile in two days time, irreversibly. The microbe, according to Hindus, produces a gene modificatio...

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Funny story: Sugar carbon tax to curb population

Sugar carbon tax to curb population

NEW YORK - Our mole on the UN Special Population Taxation Administration has just reported that sugar and starch are going to be slapped with a huge carbon tax. Such items will be affordable only by the wealthy, or as special treats by the middle cl...

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Funny story: North Carolina Sterilization Descendants to Receive $50K

North Carolina Sterilization Descendants to Receive $50K

The descendants of people who were forcibly sterilized as part of the multi decade long eugenics program in North Carolina should receive a one-time payment of $50,000, a state task force recommended on Tuesday. The North Carolina Final Solution s...

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Funny story: Ask Hitler about aspartame

Ask Hitler about aspartame

TANDIL, Argentina - Anadna Nosnikliw of the College of Eugenics claims to be in touch with many Nazi's here who can trace themselves directly back to Hitler's organization. She called and told TheSpoof.com today that she claims in fact to be in commu...

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