Written by Patrick Parkinson

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

image for Putin orders entire population of Russia to sit cross-legged with fingers on lips

In another attempt to increase his grip on his country, Russian leader Vladimir Putin order the entire population of the former-Soviet state to sit down where they were with their legs crossed and their fingers on their lips.

Sources close to Kremlin said the order was made to cease any rebellions or talk of criticising his government and to also get some "quiet time". The order was made last night and is still in action at the moment, across Moscow, St Petersburg and the whole nation millions of people are waiting for the order telling them they can continue with their lives.

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