It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 31 July 2014

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It's becoming harder and harder to get a decent price for justice for the cult.

Clearly Criminal, FL In a breaking press release, Davey Makemerich, the Smarmy Smurf leader of Scamatology, has just announced that it's definitely, most definitively not true that the "Church" of Scamatology now has more lawyers defending its hundreds of lawsuits filed against it that it has actual members.

Because everything Makemerich most emphatically insists is true is always false, the news media of the world is now positive that the rumor of $camatology having more lawyers than members is true. Luckily for Scamatology, there are still a lot of brainwashed, hypnotized cult members hooked and giving their money to Makemerich so he can buy justice for the cult.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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