Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

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It's never been the same since the Jagger smash

London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain.

And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not the effects of some dodgy spliff.

The incident was presented in evidence during a court case involving singer George Michael who was picked up by UK cops on the freeway after accidentally falling out of his Ferrari Testarossa at around 75mph.

Prosecutors said Michael's Driving Under The Influence defence that famous musicians were 'always' falling out of their vehicles in bizarre circumstances was based on the infamous Jagger crash.

Unfortunately the skunk-toking Rolling Stone and the ex-Wham frontman both tested positive for cannabis intoxication during their high speed burn-ups.

An ounce of Eurotrash Mindf**k Sinsemilla retails at around two thousand squid.

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