Confident Dick Connects UK and Korea

Funny story written by Jack Allen

Thursday, 8 May 2014

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Very smug with the use of his Dick

The secret weapon behind the new Great Britain-North Korea trade act is none other than former Olympic high jump specialist Dick Fosbury.

Talks had been stalling between the two countries for months and an agreement then seemed to arrive out of the blue. It was not until yesterday evening that David Cameron's secret weapon in thrashing out the deal was uncovered.

Dick Fosbury was spotted going into 10 Downing Street late last night as David Cameron, a keen Mazda driver, congratulated him on changing the world once again.

Dick Fosbury stated this morning: "I once changed an Olympic event, so I knew coming in to help David build a bond with North Korea was going to be fucking piss easy." North Korea would not comment due to their level of respect for Dick. Especially one of this size.

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