David Cameron : Doing God

Funny story written by j.w.

Friday, 18 April 2014

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David Cameron has come up with an election winner - God. Struggling to make headway in the Opinion Pool Cameron's advisers have come up with an awe inspiring tactic. Doing God will win over the doubting Thomases and all the unmarried mothers.

In an interview with The Spoof's religious correspondent Cameron laid out his brilliant scheme. Described by some as a miracle.

'Doing God has just the right approach' he explained 'it gives an impression of caring for others - something we have been criticised for not having most unfairly - and also has the aura of special knowledge and assistance for the righteous one on the Right.'

Asked if he had any particular religious experience Cameron spoke movingly of his appeal to God to rid the nation of tax evaders. 'God reminded me of his son driving the money lenders from the Temple and commended me on all the efforts we have made to stop the culture of greed that was so prevalent in the City before we took over.'

Questioned on how the Prime Minister could be sure he was hearing the word of God he contended that the Archbishop of Canterbury was among a number of old Etonians who had heard the same tweet from above.

One wonders if Cameron will maintain his faith after he is crucified.

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