MOSCOW, Russia - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice is putting out that President Vladimir Nikita Putin is very concerned about the on-going vodka shortage that has hit the Commie nation. The KV reports that one of the 19 ingredients that go into a…
The despised world dictator, Vladimir Putin, also known as "Putski," was caught attempting to steal all the world's vodka and cabbage. Sources close to Putin reveal that the Russian Autocrat fled the Kremlin in high heels and a pink tutu while sc…
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - Due to the ongoing illegal barbaric Russian invasion of The Ukraine, the state of Vermont has decided to stop importing vodka from Russia. The Vermont State Dept. of Imports noted that instead of buying vodka…
PUERTO DE LAS BANANAS, Costa Rica - (Satire News) - In a trade deal that will put smiles on the residents of both countries, Costa Rica and Ukraine have ironed out a trade deal that is being called The Bananas-For-Vodka Deal of 2022. In the deal w…
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced his intention Monday "to punish every country on earth which makes it difficult to drink Russian vodka" following news that retailers around the world had pulled the spirits from their shelves as part of an…
NEW YORK CITY – Word coming out of the Ivory Tower at the Fair and Balanced Network is that the powers-that-be are not at all happy with one Judge Jeanine Pirro. And the reason for Fox News honchos being unhappy, is because Judge Pirro, who was te...
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SAINT LOUIS POST DISPATCH AP -- Senior officials in the Russian government celebrated Donald Trump's victory over Hillary Clinton as a geopolitical win for Moscow, according to U.S. officials who said that American intelligence agencies interce...
An estimated 37 million people will be watching tonights riveting episode of EASTENDERS, Britains most popular soap first broadcast on Feb 19/ 1985. Here is the story so far... Belinda doesn't believe Neville when he says he did not have a thr...
LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...
KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's Department of Tourism has just informed the worldwide public that there has never been a better time to visit the Ukraine than right now. The DOT stated that 99.7 percent of all Ukraine hotels have slashed their prices by...
CLEVELAND - The Battle of The Economic Sanctions between the USA and Russia has escalated yet another step. President Obama speaking in Cleveland in front of a convention for The Retired Tugboat Captains of Lake Erie was asked about the ongoing me...
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - The Caribbean Sea country of Puerto Rico has just reported that they've sent some much needed weapons to the military in the Ukraine. Puerto Rican President Henry Salsa stated that he has not forgotten the shipment of 25 ca...
SOCHI, Russia - NBC sportscaster Bob Costas has apologized to the people of Russia for his insensitive remark regarding vodka during a report on The Sochi Winter Olympics. Costas was talking about the different flags of the various countries repre...
MOSCOW - President Putin was recently interviewed by Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. He was asked how he felt NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was doing in his position as The Director of Computers. The Russian leader smiled as he put...
MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that 2013 was one of the happiest years of his entire life. He stated that the Russian economy is doing very good, world-wide sales of vodka have gone up 90 per...
SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...
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