President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 March 2014

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The RS Mikhail Baryshnikov will be setting sail for Cuba pretty soon.

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that President Putin has decided to send one of Russia's mightiest aircraft carriers to Cuba.

The Russian leader told Vodkavich that the RS Mikhail Baryshnikov will be setting sail within the next few days as soon as dock workers can get all of the pallets of Vodka loaded on the ship.

Putin stressed the fact that the RS Mikhail Baryshnikov is merely on naval maneuvers and cautioned the United States government to not make a big deal out of it.

He went on to say that he has become great friends with Cuba's president Raul Castro and the two countries will be working out various trade deals.

The White House has asked why the Russian's cannot conduct their naval maneuvers closer to their own country.

The Kremlin has responded by saying that the high seas belong to the world and that they can sail their vessels anywhere in the world they want.

Meanwhile, way up in Alaska, Sarah "The Pest" Palin has popped off again and this time she has stupidly said that the United States needs to stop buying Russian Salad Dressing from Russia.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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