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Funny story: Devil’s In The Detail In Mueller Report

Devil’s In The Detail In Mueller Report

Washington DC, USA - Donald Trump was initiated into the British Hellfire Club according to Chapter 666 of the Mueller Report. De-redacted federal papers describe events circa 1963 when the ageing Queen Mother acted as a ceremonial douche - uh, su...

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Funny story: Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

London, UK - The Trump Administration has told Theresa May to get rid of London’s iconic Park Mosque because its 200ft tall minaret ‘could be used for telescopic espionage’ a White House spokesperson said today. The Grade II-listed edifice sits j...

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Funny story: Trump Trip Off As Deadly Trompette Fungus Materialises In American Ambassador’s Plumbing

Trump Trip Off As Deadly Trompette Fungus Materialises In American Ambassador’s Plumbing

London, UK - (Trompe l’Oeil Mess): A lethal fungal eruption on Woody Johnson’s lush front turd - uh, turf - has thrown into doubt next month’s Trump visit the US embassy’s resident toxicologist said today. Spores from the ‘Trompette de la Mort’ (...

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Funny story: Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

London, UK - (Calamari Stuff): A UK TV weather man has warned the public not to leave their homes because a giant two mile-wide killer squid from the Architeuthis family is prowling the British coastline - potentially casing the joint ahead of June’s...

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Funny story: The State Of A State Visit

The State Of A State Visit

A US Presidential advisor has said that Donald trump intends to visit the UK "sometime in 2018", and that the change of plan had "nothing to do with" the giant wooden middle finger that was constructed in Birmingham to welcome his jet. Mr Trump wa...

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Funny story: The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

Germany - A three day state visit to Sauerkrautland kicks off on Wednesday with a Bavarian beer drinking contest between Chancellor Angela Merkel and Queen Elizardbirth von Battenberg. Later the women are due to take part in a traditional bratwur...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites Ann Coulter To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites Ann Coulter To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In one of the most surprising statements to come out of North Korea Kim Jong Un has sent an invitation to GOP political maven Ann Coulter to visit his fantastic nation (Kim's word). The leader of North Korea told The Rice...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un says that he cannot believe all the hullabaloo that is going on in America regarding Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty clan. Kim Jong Un spoke with The Rice Paddy National News A...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Invited Michelle Obama and Jill Biden To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Has Invited Michelle Obama and Jill Biden To Visit North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just issued a press release regarding North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. According to White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax, the White House received an email from Pyongyang, North Korea which came from Kim Jo...

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Funny story: David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea

David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host David Letterman has said that he has just received a letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un inviting him to visit his wonderful country. The leader of North Korea expressed to Letterman that he is his all-time f...

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Funny story: Beware the Ides of March Cameron told

Beware the Ides of March Cameron told

London - Punch-drunk at the promise of a USAF Scare Force One mile high ride with President Obama this week PM David Cameron is laughing off daft backbench rumors of a plot 'to oust him this Thursday'. The day coincides with the Ides of March - a...

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Funny story: Turkish President's 'wife caught on the hop with curlers and headscarf' at Horse Guards Parade spectacle

Turkish President's 'wife caught on the hop with curlers and headscarf' at Horse Guards Parade spectacle

London - Three days of pomp and pageantry got off to a shaky start today at the Turkish presidential state visit opening ceremony. Representing the largely secular NATO ally the country's First Lady Mrs Hayrunnisa Gul stunned Brit officials with h...

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Funny story: OMG! Michelle finds used condom in Belgian Suite's royal four-poster!

OMG! Michelle finds used condom in Belgian Suite's royal four-poster!

London - It's been likened to a scene from UK TV's Hotel Inspector show where dubious boarding houses are condemned on Pubic Health & Safety fears. Today's news that America's First Lady found a used rubber in between the royal shits - er...sh...

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Funny story: Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'

Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'

London - Hailing the 'enduring bombs' between our two countries the US President called the Queen royal 'toast'. "Your majesty's a living witness to our lyings...alliance!" Obama droned on. "And a cheap sauce of Brazilians - er...chief source of our resilience! "Hic." The Queen just sat there fidgeting in her royal banquet seat, the lamb en croute aux oignons verts repeating on her e...

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Funny story: 'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox

'OMG! British woman owns 95% of all US oil and gas!!' as Obama and Cameron brazen out 'essential' US/UK bollox

London - Special relationship humbug plunged new depths today as gangster first cousins Barack Obama and David Cameron spun out more 'shoulder to shoulder' crap. A Daily Smearer rant published this morning hailed their 'deep emotional connection b...

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Funny story: Queen tells Bush: "Despite being deposed in 1963 by Churchill & JFK I've managed to blag it"

Queen tells Bush: "Despite being deposed in 1963 by Churchill & JFK I've managed to blag it"

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): In what has been described as Tony Blair's finest hour of re-inventing seventy years of mobster collusion between US and UK cold war gangster families Queen Elizabeth delivered Downing Street's largest desperate ap...

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