DRESDEN, Germany - Local authorities in the German town of Dresden are reporting that there is so much hatred and animosity towards 55-Year-Old German cannibal police officer Detley G. that they are having to take him out of the city.
An official with the Dresden Police Department, who did not want his name mentioned, stated that so far Mr. G. has received over 7,000 death threats not only from Germany but from all over the world including Indonesia, Peru, Iceland, and Cuba.
At first the local authorities were going to incarcerate him in a prison in Berlin but the residents of Berlin said that they would burn the prison down if that took place.
So after making about 90 phone calls to various nations, local officials finally were able to work out a deal with a representative from the African country of Lower Zamgola.
As of now it appears that Detley G. will find himself bound for Tarzanville, Lower Zamgola.
From there the white cannibal will be taken by jeep into the deep jungles, where 98.3 percent of the inhabitants are cannibals.
One local Tarzanville native said off-the-record that the Lower Zamgolan cannibals are all ready getting their spices ready.