Written by Bureau

Saturday, 30 November 2013

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Of all people who have been a victim of the new 'Knock Out' craze, actor Taylor Lautner would be low on the list.

Taylor was found by a New York City policeman just as he was waking back up.

"He was groggy but then checked for his billfold, car keys, etc. I guess he thought he had been mugged", stated Officer Jim Bailly. "I went over to him and he was shaking his head and then seemed embarrassed."

Taylor told one of our reporters that the guy was just walking toward him and suddenly hit him a sucker punch. He said that he thought someone's girlfriend was talking about him too much, so he hired an ex-boxer to do the knockout.

"I remember he had a flat nose and a curled ear. But that's all I can remember. I better run."

What was he afraid of? Probably the 20-30 screaming teens headed his way as they recognized him.

Two stopped the officer.

"Where is he?"

"The guy who knocked him out? I don't know."

"No. Taylor Lautner! He's a knockout to me!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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