Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy An Apartment In Manhattan

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

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The $4.7 million apartment is located in Manhattan's Joe Dimaggio Building.

MANHATTAN - One of the most popular real estate agents in New York City is reporting that she received a call from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

Paige Dragonhollow, 29, with The Luxury Apartments 'R' Us Realty Company said that Mr. Jong Un expressed a desire to purchase a luxurious apartment in Manhattan.

He stated that he would like a three-bedroom, three-bath apartment with a built in ping pong table.

When told that there was one available for $4.7 million Kim Jong Un said that he would like to see it and perhaps pay cash for the dwelling.

Miss Dragonhollow said that her realty company will make the necessary arrangements for Mr. Kim Jong Un to travel to the United States and check out the apartment, which once belonged to Regis Philbin and his wife Joy.

SIDENOTE: If Kim Jong Un does in fact decide that he wants to purchase the Manhattan apartment the realty company must get written permission from President Obama stating that he approves of the transaction.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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