NEWARK, NJ - Corry Booker, Mayor of Newark, announced today that he had groped a female friend, and that put's him in a position to run for New York City Mayor.
Mr. Booker has also been dogged by accusations of corruption and malfeasance. His spokesperson, Hugh Jass, said that these additional allegations add credibility to Booker's qualifications to run America's largest city, adding: "We will do ANYTHING to get the vote of New Yorkers."
Booker has launched several websites, cash4votes.com, PolishWeiner.com and "ChokeTheChicken.com". Some unknown sources have been quoted as saying "ChokeTheChicken.com" refers to Tyson, while other anonymous sources say that this refers to Anthony's Weiner.
