Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low

Funny story written by Aittakalla Omar

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Damascus, Syria. President Bashar Al-assad's popularity is in an increasing decline. The 47 year old dictator was shocked to hear that most of the Syrian people disagree with his policies, especially those that aim to slay any opposition to his rule.

Supporters of the president claim that this will not have an impact on his record as charismatic and visionary leader that caused the death of more than 100,000 and the destruction of virtually all Syria, except his Presidential Place.

In an Interview with Russia Yesterday, President Al-assad confessed that his doing a shitty job. "Yes my record is not all white, but I won't never let any-f**king-body take my job for me", president Al-assad stated, claiming that everyone deserve another chance.

With the new rating, Bashar Al-assad become the most disliked president, just second to President George Bush.

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