Peace envoy bLIAR seeks no-fly zone for heart eating terrorists in Syria!

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Monday, 8 July 2013

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"Yow punk!! Who wants a fight with a peace envoy?"

Peace Envoy HQ, London: Tony bLIAR is back to his old ways. It is 'heart rendering' for Tony BLIAR, as he is now seeking to meet the heart eating Syrian terrorist to work out a no-fly zone in Syria.

With Tony bLIAR advocating the pouring of more weapons into a war zone, with the intention of aiding peace, no change in Tony's logic there.

With Tony bLIAR advocating a 'no fly zone', although Russia will shortly be delivering S-300 SAMs, this seems like Tony is out of touch.

With Tony bLIAR, the supporting jihadists of the type who killed soldier Rigby in Woolwich, murdered the US ambassador in Libya and opposed Western forces in Afghanistan, all this is a good idea (at the time)! The logic of Tony bLIAR is at its usual standard, so no change here!

So reporters asked Tony bLIAR this question:

"Would it not be better to arm Hezbollah Tony? This would mean that Syrian Christians would be safe and continue to be able to worship in Syria."

So Tony bLIAR finally admitted what was going on;

"There is no "humanitarian" mission here. NATO wants to do the same thing to Syria, as they did to Libya and Iraq. DESTROY the entire country's infrastructure, demolish the people's standard of living, and then of course install a CENTRAL BANK (similar to the Federal Reserve) and LOAN SYRIA it's OWN MONEY (at interest) so it can try and rebuild the hundreds of billions dollars of damage created!"

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