New Dutch King refuses to be called King!

Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 18 April 2013

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King Wee Willy Willem or Bill is not a weed...

At the end of April, King Willem-Alexander, will be sworn in as the new royal ruler of the Netherlands, but this King to be is slightly different to other kings because he has told the world, "do not call me king, call me Bill, Willy, Alex or even Arsehole, but please not king!"

The Dutch tend to do things slightly different than the rest of the world anyway so King Willie's wish is not as unusual as one thinks, here some exampes of Dutch idiosyncracies:

A) They smoke illegal weed that is bought legally in coffee shops not belonging to Douwe Egberts.
B) They ride bicycles.
C) Have red light districts that really have red lights hanging out and naughty ladies in the windows, not red, but many red-faced punters caught with their pants down.
D) William of Orange was once the King of England, but he never eat one.
E) They sell mountain bikes...
F) Exist under sea level and never take their fingers out of dykes.
G) Dykes are welcome, gays too..

The list is endless and Willie, Bill or whatever he wants to be called is welcome to it because it's all double Dutch to the rest of the world!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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