Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 3 September 2012

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A Scottish Ginger-Nutter seen in Breda, Holland after a quick joint, laddie!

Breda, Holland: The annual meeting of loads of global "Ginger-nuts" painted the town centre red as hundreds and thousands of them met for their yearly get together.

This years theme was how not to be dunked, soaked in tea, become soggy, fall into the tea and stay firm whilst people take a bite and that was only the biscuits, crumbs!

The other Ginger-Nuts paraded around the town showing off their fabulous hair, freckles and hyper behaviour (idiosyncratic in red-heads)! The majority of Ginger-Nuts participating were obviously from Bonny Scotland where they tend to be a plague.

The Scottish have attempted to alter the general looks of Scottish Ginger-Nutters by genetical manipulation, but it never works due to the climate there and amounts of haggis consumed containing disgusting dried blood and other red morsels.

Another group of "Ginger Nuts" parading their red-heads came over especially from Australia where a recent desert sand storm blew into the major cities and turned everbody's heads red.

The Dutch were represented by several famous Ginger-Nutters including Johann Cruyff (not actually ginger but very much a nutter and dressed in the red of Ajax), Prince Willem (a real ginger-nutter) and his Argentinian wife, Princess Maxima, who dyed her hair extra blood red to show solidarity with the rest of the nutters and the blood spilt in Argentina by her loving uncle (One of the naughty generals, remember?)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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