A Dutch woman has been accused at the International court of justice in the Hague of genocide because she massacred a million (not exactly counted because the rascals are cannibals and many of the dead bodies were eaten) ants outside her front door.
The sudden raise of temperature has caused millions of the little beasts to come out (not in a gay way after all we are in Holland). She was spotted by a passing police car spraying pesticides down ant holes, they stopped and arrested her, threw her in the slammer and now she faces the following charges:
A)Causing an ant Holocaust,
B)Genocide on ants
C)Cruelty to animals and insects
D)Causing widespread environmental damage.
She now faces a life-sentence if proven guilty, but refused to admit she was guilty because she only wanted to stop the blighters getting inte her home and invading her sugar pot that she uses for baking pancakes!
The Dutch Queen ant was invited to testify, but she politely refused; she was too busy having sex with 500 worker ants. The case has caused sensational headlines here in Holland because the Dutch are environmentally mental; ask Shell!