Chinese Political Collectness

Written by dgwest7

Monday, 17 September 2012

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Chinese Diplomats are always eager to demonstrate political politeness, but have been having difficulty in keeping up with ever-changing USA style of political correctness .

So they have introduced a new style for everyone outside the USA.
As their first major deviation from the USA norm, they will not celebrate "Christmas" or "The Holiday".

Instead one hundred and seventeen percent of the earth's population will celebrate their first Clisamass.

And in a similar fashion to those who decimated the real festival a few hundred years ago when they changed the festival date to the 25th.

Clisamass will be on the true date which our ancestor's and five-fathers celebrated, the winter solstice, occurring in 2012 on the most significant date for twenty five thousand years, Friday, December 21, 2012.

Apparently in many parts of China, the pronunciation of the letter X is not ex as might be expected, but is "clissa". Hence Xmas become Clisamass.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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