Showing:

Funny satire stories about ginger

Try another search?

Funny story: Bob Denver, AKA Gilligan, Finally Admits That Yes He Was Boinking Ginger

Bob Denver, AKA Gilligan, Finally Admits That Yes He Was Boinking Ginger

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reporter Wyatt St. Yuma, recently met with the star of “Gilligan’s Island” Bob Denver at a local Long John Silvers Seafood Restaurant. The sit-com "Gilligan's Island" ran for three years from 1964 to 1967.

Read full story
Funny story: Ginger Knobs are more hyper-active than their stiffer Mousey counterparts!

Ginger Knobs are more hyper-active than their stiffer Mousey counterparts!

(NOT EDITED) Swedish scientists have proven one thing about Ginger Knobs, they are mostly red-headed Nutters who love dunking in hot and steamy Ginger biscuits. It seems a double dose of carotin given at birth, or inherited from mum or dad, adds m…

Read full story
Funny story: Gilligan’s Island’s Mary Ann Dies

Gilligan’s Island’s Mary Ann Dies

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The original ‘Queen of the Daisy Duke Short Shorts’ has passed away. And the Island of Gilligan will never be the same. Dawn Wells (aka Mary Ann Summers) has passed away at the age of 82, going on 22. Dawn was the…

Read full story
Funny story: Turmeric-Dusted CBD Oil-Infused Crystallized Ginger May Prevent Migraines

Turmeric-Dusted CBD Oil-Infused Crystallized Ginger May Prevent Migraines

The majority of people who consume turmeric-dusted CBD oil-infused crystallized ginger, on a regular basis, do not suffer from migraine headaches, was the big takeaway from a study recently published in holistic health journal Aromatic Metabolics.

Read full story
Funny story: Ginger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?

Ginger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?

Ethan, a local ginger, felt happy for the first time in his life. During a Systems and Signals Bio-engineering class, Ethan was doing a partial fraction decomposition problem. He figured out C was equal to -2 and felt instant satisfaction. "I was...

Read full story
Funny story: All gingers are bastards: Official!

All gingers are bastards: Official!

Only one year after opening, the Prestige University of Heapey (PUH, part of UCLAN) has released a report on DNA claiming that all ginger haired people are illegitimate. Professor Heinz Binz told me today. "The guilt experienced during illegitimat...

Read full story
Funny story: Chris Evans to present nothing

Chris Evans to present nothing

After his shock departure from Top Gear, Chris Evans has announced he will now present nothing. 'It's crazy' said Evans 'but I have come up with this unique concept that means I won't be doing anything.' 'No one will see or hear me ever again.

Read full story
Funny story: Royal baby being kept hidden from public because he's ginger

Royal baby being kept hidden from public because he's ginger

London, UK - Palace barbers have performed an emergency head shave on Prince Boy George of Middletonshire after pictures of his carrot-colored locks were published in Royal Whorse and Hound magazine. The infant then had to be placed on an intraven...

Read full story
Funny story: Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...

Read full story
Funny story: Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Breda, Holland: The annual meeting of loads of global "Ginger-nuts" painted the town centre red as hundreds and thousands of them met for their yearly get together. This years theme was how not to be dunked, soaked in tea, become soggy, fall into...

Read full story
Funny story: Louis Walsh's new hair makes him look 40 years younger claims orang-utan hair transplant pioneer

Louis Walsh's new hair makes him look 40 years younger claims orang-utan hair transplant pioneer

Following Louis Walsh's surprising new hairstyle as seen on The X-Factor, details are now emerging of the controversial procedure he has undertaken to achieve the effect. And the scientist behind the process, Doctor Ronan Westboys, has spoken out ab...

Read full story
Funny story: Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Hairdressers across the UK have widely accepted the latest beauty treatment to come out of L'Orful, the US beauty product developers, called Botox For Hair. "It's a fantastic solution to the problem of limp hair," said Vital Saloon, hairdresser to...

Read full story
Funny story: Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

Ed Sheeran triumphs at The Ginger Awards

The first ever Ginger Awards took place last night with singing ginger Ed Sheeran winning three awards. The carrot top won "most musical ginger", "coolest ginger haircut" and "best ginger newcomer". Other winners included Chris Evans for "best rad...

Read full story
Funny story: War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

War on Gingers Goes Global, Sarah Ferguson Charged in Turkey

The existence of a clandestine anti-ginger movement was confirmed this week following charges levied against Sarah Ferguson by the country of Turkey for foreign relations tampering. After considering the finality of a jail sentence lasting 22 years,...

Read full story
Funny story: Paul Scholes: John Terry called me Gingernut

Paul Scholes: John Terry called me Gingernut

John Terry is in even more hot water as Paul Scholes has come forward to pour more scorn on the beleaguered footballer with the announcement that Terry called Scholes a Gingernut. "It was when United played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge," said Schole...

Read full story
Funny story: Steve Davis not Ginger

Steve Davis not Ginger

Snooker legend Steve Davis has sensationally revealed he dyes his hair ginger. The popular potter who won a lot of matches way back said 'I needed an angle. Ray Reardon looked like Dracula, Dennis Taylor had his comedy glasses and Alex Higgins wa...

Read full story
Funny story: Carol Burnett says Rebeka Brooks Giving Redheads a Bad Name!

Carol Burnett says Rebeka Brooks Giving Redheads a Bad Name!

US comedy star Carol Burnett is furious over the UK scandal involving former News of the World editor (sic) Rebekah Brooks, saying the unkempt redhead is bringing disrepute to the small minority of redheaded women seen favourably in the public eye.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more