Written by Buck E Filbert

Monday, 20 August 2012

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Vagina the Other Lips

The International Society of Gynecologists made an observation that whenever the word vagina was used in any of their leaflets or advertising the response to that advertising was overwhelming.

Dr Peak A Boo, a world renowned gynecologist said,
"whenever we put the word vagina on any of our advertising the response is astounding".

It seems a little hard to believe that just the word vagina could really make a difference but writers and advertisers both agree, the word vagina in text brings a lot of interest in what ever you're trying to sell. Writers claim their stories with the word vagina double and in some cases triple the amount of readers of an article.

USC Professor, Vine Santamonica, a leading researcher in language and words volunteered, words are very important, some give us a feeling of security, vagina instills the feeling of the womb and childhood memories. Later in life men feel like they want to go back into the vagina".

Well, that sure would explain a lot about the lore of vagina.

From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood Ca 90028


Somewhere thinkin

Q: What's the difference between parsley and vagina?
A: Nobody eats parsley.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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