The "Queen of Porn Films" Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney

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Saturday, 4 August 2012

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SAN FRANCISCO - The woman who is considered to be "The Queen of Porn" was sitting in a booth at San Francisco's infamous Booby Trap Strip Lounge.

Jenna Jameson, who has appeared in 162 porn films, including www.GSpot.hot, iBox, and Cinderella's Salivating Fellas has just gone on record as stating that she will be voting for Mitt Romney come November (Pardon The Pun).

The 38-year-old X-rated movie star was being interviewed by Savannah Bamboo with Political Salad Bar Magazine when she made her surprise political statement.

Miss Bamboo said that at first she was shocked because she cannot recall ever having heard a porn star make any type of political statement whatsoever.

She asked Jameson why she had decided to vote for Romney since she has always been a dedicated Hillary Clinton supporter.

Jenna, smiled as she lusciously licked her lips, and replied "I have decided that I am going to cast my vote for 'Old Mittens' (Romney) because he is rich and since I am also rich, I know that the rich always lookout for the rich and help them out with unbelievable tax breaks in the forms of amazing tax loopholes."

Jameson went on to say that she knows of many cases where millionaires end up paying less taxes than the head of a household of six, who only makes $12,000 a year."

The porn movie star remarked tongue-in-cheek that Mr. Romney has a good looking head of hair and added that no matter what Michelle Obama, George Clooney, or Kobe Bryant think his hair is real and it is not a toupee.

In Other News. Reports are that Kirstie Alley who will be appearing on Dancing With The Stars - The All-Stars is doing her best to lose the 100 pounds she put on after she left the show two years ago.

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