Fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans clash at concert venue

Funny story written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby

Monday, 21 May 2012

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MANILA, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Christian fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans had a heated debate outside the SM Mall of Asia, where Lady Gaga will have a concert.

The fundamentalists protest to cancel the concert because some songs like "Judas" were immoral, according to them. They even said that if the concert goes on they will file a case against Lady Gaga. However the fans wanted the concert to go on, but on one condition: skip the song "Judas," since the Philippines is a Catholic country.

As a result of this debate, the manager of the concert venue told the production staff to skip the song "Judas" because of the latter. "If fundamentalists will protest during the concert, security will take care of them," the manager added.

Some Lady Gaga fans were asked regarding this matter. "They [fundamentalists] should not interfere with society by being judgmental. Why don't they thump on other matters like the impeachment trial, instead of Lady Gaga's concert?"

The concert's production staff refused to give any comment.

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