A North Korean Penis has reached an early climax. This shock news cums after a test led to a series of disastrous events which engulfed the Asian power.
The prick exploded prematurely scattering debris over a large area.
Japanese warnings of a Tsunami followed the descent of the ejections from the prick as the detritus fell into the seas near the Japanese coast.
An announcement from the United States Pentagon Big Missile Project could not disguise its pleasure at the fate of North Korea's dodgy prick. 'This half-cock display should put a stop to North Korean crowing' announced Captain Marvel 'clearly their prick technolgogy displays they are not REAL MEN. You have to keep your penis up in space long enough before it can prove to the world that it is a real shooter.'
Psychiatrist Dr Frood of Vienna claimed the unconscious sex urges of North Koreans were repressed. This resulted in 'uncontrolled outpourings of unplanned substances erupting at unwanted moments.'
Currently the North Korean Government is being provided with torrents of emails offering prick advice from penis growing counsellors who are promising that next time the North Koreans will keep their prick up long enough to meet all military requirements.
