North Korea to launch rocket, but they don't know where it's going!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

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North Korea about to launch one of these without a "navi"!

North Korea are about to launch a rocket and the world is holding it's breath at the eventual consequences, shock, horror! Obama, Cameron, Merkel, Sarkozy, Fred Bloggs, etc, have all warned North Korea not to do it, but as usual the North Koreans don't give a sparrows droppings (they eat them)!

But the world need not worry about this particular rocket because the North Koreans don't even know themselves in which direction the thing is heading! There was speculation that they are attempting to shoot down Haley's comet and save the world, but it just flew past; too late. Also a rumour suggested that it was going to the moon to remove the US flag and replace it with their own (very dodgy)!

It could even be heading towards Israel as the programmers installed a "German built navi" in its guidance system, or even the UK for that matter.

Achtung news flash: A strange cylinder-shaped object was last spotted heading towards Cuba with a Hammer and Sickle painted on the side; could history be repeating itself? Or is it just a huge, Northern Korean WOMD disguised as a cigar that lost it's way?

Or maybe it's just a lot of hot air floating in a Russian built Zeppelin; Oh those dastardly, devious North Koreans!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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