The makers of breast implants said to be causing concern amongst users because it is alleged they leak silicone, now have a totally new headache to contend with in the form of cuddly terrorist organisation the Taliban.
Speaking from a cave outside Kabul, Taliban chief executive Omar Weerdbeerd was said to be on the point of reporting the makers to his local Trading Standards Office, the only thing preventing him from so doign being that the Taliban blew it up a few weeks ago.
Weerdbeerd said that his organisation had bought thousands of the items under the impression that they were ready-made Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) that women strapped to themselves and walked into restaurants, or onto buses, full of innocent bystanders.
He said that had he known in advance that the implant devices could only leak the wearer to death as opposed to assist with the despatch of multiple innocent bystanders, he wouldn't have bought so many.
