Written by Proffitt

Friday, 23 December 2011

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Perfectly healthy tit

Katie Price (aka Jordan) may be the first star to be having problems with leaky French tit implants.

Price's PR gurus announced yesterday that one of her tits seems to be smaller than the other, a sure sign of problems. One guy said: 'Ms Price fearful of tit problems asked me if they looked odd. Thinking smart I said 'Yes' full well knowing the paranoid tart would let me grope her jugs. Sure enough she beckoned me over, lifted her T-shirt and said; 'Give em a good feel soldier.' They felt ok to me, but I didn't tell her for a good half hour.'

Ms Price had her implants done some 5 years ago. She made the trip to France because at the time they were offering a BOGOF deal on boob implants.

This isn't the first time Price has experienced tit problems, last year she split with hubby Alex Reid.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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