KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business Satire) – Executives with the Dairy Queen franchise have stated that they are going to have to close their 3 DQ’s in the Afghanistan capital of Kabul. The Sandstone News Agency reported that half of the Mickey D's em…
BILLINGSGATE POST: When Elmer Smuckmeister retired from the Navy SEALS in 1989 and returned to Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, to raise hogs on the family farm, even his close friends had no idea that he was a living legend. Having spent nearly six years…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Taliban leader General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim has just announced that he has decided to rename Kabul Airport. The general informed new reporters, including America’s the Vox Populi News Agency, that he, and he a…
FIFA, world body controlling global footy, have struck a deal with the Taliban, and the Taliban will now host the World cup in 2022! They have offered their services to patrol and control proceedings in Kabul plus FIFA will pay them $10 billion smack…
BILLINGSGATE POST - On the final day of 2012 Summer Games, the USA Team, comprised of four members of the elite Chicago Vice Lords, shocked the sports world by defeating the Mayhem Relay Team of Kabul, said to be responsible for over 900 deaths of bo...
The makers of breast implants said to be causing concern amongst users because it is alleged they leak silicone, now have a totally new headache to contend with in the form of cuddly terrorist organisation the Taliban. Speaking from a cave outside...
Asham Ambed Arrorya, Director of Trining at the Kabul Institute of Terrorism, speaking recently at an evening meeting of the local Kiwanis, stated, "We will soon be offering some special basketball training at our faccility. We had never considered i...
The news that Kabul is safer than London or Glasgow has caused a rush of applications for emigration to Afghanistan. Galweigans are not so quick on the uptake as the Glasgow kiss is being used to deter people from leaving the city. Children are pa...
Hamid Karzai made the stunning announcement as he addressed world leaders in London last night. Mr.Karzai was guest of honour at the Guildhall and made the remark to a packed audience of top types, good eggs and top toff totty! The Bearded shys...
(Kabul, Afghanistan) - Barack Obama further lauded his nebulous message of change at his central Kabul speech today, garnering raucous cheers from the Afghanis.
After my encounter with Osama Ben Laden, in the veggie market of Kabul, I returned home to spell out the details to my partner. Using a magnifier, we examined the images in the translucent precious stone given to me by Osama. They were very impressive, particularly the image of a hooded crow.
Tora Bora - (Whore on Terra Mess): NATO farces have said today they are bracing themselves for yet another bumper opium harvest in Afghanistan in 2008.
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