Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 14 November 2011

image for Stoned Dutch woman breaks her nose by slamming into her wardrobe door!
No pain, no gain. No joint, no point!

Venlo, Holland: A totally stoned out of her brains Dutch woman ended up in hospital today after breaking her nose whilst walking into her wardrobe door.

Emergency services rushed to the scene to find the woman bleeding profusely, her nose broken, 2 black eyes and smiling. When asked if she felt any pain she answered; "no, way out, man."

Her husband was questioned about the incident by the police just in case there was any possibility of wife-beating taking place. When questioned about the incident the police asked if he had physically been involved with his wife's injury he replied; "no, way out, man."

Several joints were removed from the house as evidence, but in Holland the police don't give a "shit" (plenty of that smoked in Holland) about what people smoke anyway.

The woman is now recovering in hospital from her ordeal and when asked during a test about an eventual concussion if she remembered anything she replied; "no, way out, man."

The local police are not pursuing the case further because it's pretty common for stoned Dutch women to walk into their wardrobe doors in the dark.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cannabis, stoned, Dutch

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