China sends two guys to "just talk about" US debt

Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Sunday, 21 August 2011

China sent a few guys who work in "waste management" on a trip to the White House recently to talk to President Obama about the money owed to China.

A White House spokesman said that "some pretty big guys" showed up late one night and rang the bell at the White House asking if they could talk to President Obama. They had on some flashy rings, dark suits and white ties. One had sunglasses, even though it was night time. They only called themselves 'Johnny Two Dumplings' and 'Eddie 'The Great Wall' Chin'"

The President obliged and reportedly the men began asking if the President had any money to pay some of the 900 billion dollars the US owes to China. They stated that "the boss" would really be mad if they went home with nothing, and that any small amount, even a billion or so would help.

The men then began talking about "what a nice house" the President had and how it would be a shame if "anything happened to it." One man even accidentally knocked a bobble head toy off a desk then remarked "Ooops, see, these things can happen."

The President reportedly promised to come up with some money soon, but explained that he was a "little short" lately, what with needing a few new shirts and a few billion for bail outs and unemployment extensions.

The spokesman for the President said the parties parted amicably with the two men even expressing concern for the White House and how "fires can start in old wiring." They added "You'd better have that checked!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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