Written by Madame X

Sunday, 17 July 2011

After being released from jail early this morning, the infamous Ms. Anthony is reportedly hiding temporarily in the downtown Orlando office of Cheney "Mumbles" Mason.

Apparently, Mr. Baez is desperately trying to find a place for her to hide, but so far, he has not been successful.

"Baez says nobody wants her," claims a Baez insider who wants to remain anonymous.

"He's been on the phone nonstop trying to make some money off of this, you know, just trying to get rid of her."

It has been widely reported that Mr. Baez gave Casey a camera and tried to sell pictures taken by her in her first few days of freedom. However, the media was not interested when they learned the photos were not of Casey.

"Yeah, that's true. The media told Baez they didn't wanna pay a dime for those photos 'cause Casey ain't in 'em...and he was very disappointed, ya know, 'cause he thought Casey did a great job. Yeah, man, he just loved those pictures!"

One photo reportedly shows Baez posing in front of a wall-size oil painting of fellow Anthony attorney, Cheney "Mumbles" Mason. Another photo is believed to show Mr. Baez lying on one corner of Mr. Mason's boat-size mahogany desk.

According to our source, Mr. Baez left Mason's office right after posing for Casey's camera.

"Baez is mad as hell, man. He wanted to make big bucks off of Casey, not spend 'em," he told Paineful News.

The insider informed us that Mr. Baez assigned a male assistant to an assistant paralegal of Mason's to watch Casey on Sunday. It is unknown what the two are doing at this time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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