Written by Madame X

Monday, 11 July 2011

Almost a week after the Casey Anthony verdict, juror number 3, also known as Jennifer Ford, 32, a nursing student at St. Petersburg College, told Paineful News that she is shocked to hear they all lack common sense.

"I first heard it mentioned after, like, my 55th interview," Ms. Ford said.

"I've spent this last week explaining how sick to my stomach I have been ever since the verdict... how we thought she wasn't innocent but since we didn't know a crime had been committed we couldn't find her guilty."

"And now I hear this!"

"We were promised we'd be out of there by July 4th, but, NO, that was just another lie!"

"We had to sit through six weeks of this really boring testimony, and when that ordeal was finally over, and, oh my God, it took us over 10 hours just to read through all the jury instructions! Like, if we had looked at the evidence, I mean, OMG, we'd still be there!"

"And people say we lack common sense? That is so unfair!"

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Topics: casey anthony




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