Casey Anthony Juror Shocked to Hear People Say the Jury Had No Common Sense

Funny story written by Madame X

Monday, 11 July 2011

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

Almost a week after the Casey Anthony verdict, juror number 3, also known as Jennifer Ford, 32, a nursing student at St. Petersburg College, told Paineful News that she is shocked to hear they all lack common sense.

"I first heard it mentioned after, like, my 55th interview," Ms. Ford said.

"I've spent this last week explaining how sick to my stomach I have been ever since the verdict... how we thought she wasn't innocent but since we didn't know a crime had been committed we couldn't find her guilty."

"And now I hear this!"

"We were promised we'd be out of there by July 4th, but, NO, that was just another lie!"

"We had to sit through six weeks of this really boring testimony, and when that ordeal was finally over, oh my God, it took us over 10 hours just to read through all the jury instructions! Like, If we had looked at the evidence, I mean, OMG, we'd still be there!"

"And people say we lack common sense? That is so unfair!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more