The jurors only had to deliberate for ten hours to bring in a decision in the Casey Anderson murder trial. A decision that stunned case watchers.
The verdict, not guilty.
Mommies and Grandmothers were aghast by the decision the jury came to. Moms across the globe went into a tizzy when the verdict was announced to the public.
To illustrate their displeasure women all over started behaving in a bad manner doing things that range from looting to spitting on the sidewalks.
Very out of character for your every day ladies about town
Reports of spotty pockets of rioting and civil disobedience have been trickling in on a regular basis since the jury came back. Reported police departments everywhere.
Hoards of angry heffers stormed drug stores leaving the places in a total mess. "Tampons, Mydol, Pamprin, panty shields and diapers seemed to be the main target of the looting". said the shaken but unharmed manager of one drug store that was taken by surprise by an upset group of MILFs,. "this is a first for us".
The angry women seemed to target unusual stores. In one incident a group of Mommies broke out the plate glass window of a Toys Plus store and took all the stuffed animals in stock.
In another looting a high end glass art store was broken into where all the women were interested in stealing was the glass Unicorns.
Almost all the make up counters at local department stores have been rushed and looted.
One officer volunteered, "how much damage can they really do? I mean they are Mommies, not gangsters".
Regardless the Police are taking the looting seriously warning "looting will be met with extreme resistance. Street crime will be taken seriously." said one official.
The media recommends staying inside until this all blows over.
From Buck E Filbert
On the corner of Suset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood
Vagina
